Bred by Exotic Genetix out of the state of Washington, Funky Monkey is a cross between Grease Monkey and Rainbow Chip. It truly brings a rainbow of funky flavors, with all-star grandparents in the genealogy, like Sour Diesel, GSC, GG#4, and Jack Herer. The Funky Monkey nugs are fuzzy, consisting of lime and fern-green leaves, tightly packed together, and littered with furry, caterpillar-like orange pistils. Thick braids of yellow trichome hairs encompass the buds thoroughly, providing a sticky, protective, and potent finish. The funky aroma consists of diesel fuel and sage, with hints of citrus and mint, with whiffs of chocolate and vanilla are present. Combusting Funky Monkey yields a sweet, mint-citrus flavor, and leaves a spicy-sage aftertaste. The dominant terpenes, Beta Caryophyllene and Alpha Humulene, are most known for their neuro-protective benefits. Consumers report uses including fighting pain and inflammation as well as reducing depression. Along with this blissful physical relaxation, many users report experiencing a stimulation of creativity, along with a steady stream of energy. Just like Funky Monkey’ deep gene pool, this versatile hybrid is not just a one trick pony. From improving mood, to reducing physical pain, to stimulating the mind, Funky Monkey has a rainbow of applications as described by its users. Being such a well-balanced hybrid, it is the user’s desire that tips the scale one way or another. For example, some users wake and bake with Funky Monkey and go about having a productive day. Others say they end a productive day, then go enjoy Funky Monkey before eating, mellowing out, and going to sleep.
Hybrid – 50% Indica / 50% Sativa
THC: 28%
Common Usage: Anxiety, Chronic Pain, Depression, Insomnia, Stress
Effects: Body High, Relaxing, Sleepy, Tingly, Uplifting
Jonathan –
I never thought I’d find something that helps with my insomnia, but this strain does the job
Johnathan –
This strain is perfect for winding down. I get the best sleep and never wake up feeling groggy
Jonathan –
I use this strain every night before bed, and my sleep quality has improved so much