Couch Lock, also known as “Couchlock,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (85% indica/15% sativa) created through crossing the classic Northern Lights #5 X Afghani strains. If you’re after a bud that’s effects really do fit its name, Couch Lock is totally made for you. This bud has a soothing heavily physical high that will have you feeling kicked back and at ease for hours on end. The high starts with a subtle build of effects, beginning as a tingle in the back of your neck and head. This tingle will boost the spirits with a feeling of happiness while also helping to soothe the body with a pleasant physical buzz. You’ll feel fully relaxed and pretty aroused at times in this state before a heavy feeling of couch-lock washes over you and locks you down. Thanks to these effects and its high 28-30% average THC level, Couch Lock is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, epilepsy, chronic stress or anxiety, cramps or muscle spasms, fibromyalgia and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a sweet and fruity sugary berry flavour with hints of fresh honey and earthy diesel. The aroma is very similar, with an earthy diesel overtone accented by sugary blueberries and touch of sweet bananas. Couch Lock buds have fat tapered spade-shaped dark olive green nugs with dark purple undertones, thick amber hairs and a coating of frosty purple-tinted white crystal trichomes.
Indica Dominant Hybrid – 85% Indica / 15% Sativa
THC: 28-30%
Common Usage: Anxiety, Chronic Pain, Depression, Inflammation, Insomnia, Stress, Hyperactivity
Effects: Body High, Cerebral, Euphoria, Uplifting





















Daniel K –
Def my favourite smoke atm, smokes like a dream
Mary K –
Couch Lock is seriously my favourite bed time and soothing/pain relieving strain. Also everything is extremely funny and hilarious
Freddy K –
For pain relief, which I have a hard time relieving, I’d rate this 5 stars. It’s takes all the muscle strain and joint pain away, fast. However, I can not sleep on this stuff. I feel great but I can stay up all day, through the night, and through the next day. Sounds great for some people but all I crave is pain relief a s SLEEP. I need something that takes pain away like this does but knocks me out.
TK –
One of the best strains I’ve ever had, very long and over all good calm high.
Damon K –
amazing. it actually is perfect for before sleep; gets me super high and peaceful, making it the perfect time to pass the F out. really does the job. peace out